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| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more
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| A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more
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| After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more
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| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a... more
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| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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