Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:99
 
Joke:A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dogs leash goes slack."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Aviation Jokes:

1.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more

2.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more

3.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more

4.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more

5.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more

6.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more

7.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more

8.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a... more

9.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more

10.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners