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| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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