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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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