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| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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