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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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