| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
|
| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
|
| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
|
| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
|
| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
|
| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
|
| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
|
| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
|
| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
|
