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| Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more
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| why dont men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer dont run on remote control!... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already ha... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract.... more
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