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| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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