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| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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