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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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